fantasticmisterfox:

I like nice people that do illegal things.

mormondad:

i completely forgot that you actually have to pay for internet

(Source: mormondad2)

australiansanta:

like 95% of my daily vocabulary is ‘what’

katelynpossible:

tbh there are literally only like three people in the world who i can hang out with for more than four or five hours without wanting to strangle them

(Source: ruffnutthorston)

  • me after eating one healthy meal: i wonder how much weight I've lost

lordoftheinternet:

that sounds like responsibility and i want no part in it

guntoyourhead:

alcohol is not the answer

alcohol is the question, yes is the answer

and uh yeah
every student at the end of their presentation (via sassykardashian)

(Source: sassykardashian)

oprahwinfried:

when you fake sick and everyones like “yeah you look really terrible”

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(Source: champagnepapa)