I like nice people that do illegal things.
like 95% of my daily vocabulary is ‘what’
tbh there are literally only like three people in the world who i can hang out with for more than four or five hours without wanting to strangle them
- me after eating one healthy meal: i wonder how much weight I've lost
that sounds like responsibility and i want no part in it
alcohol is not the answer
alcohol is the question, yes is the answer
when you fake sick and everyones like “yeah you look really terrible”